clayinla:

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

lesbwian:

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Same energy

I’m glad he clarified tbh

(via azula-the-firelord)

dragontatoes:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

i don’t remember making this post

you made the claim and then you proved it

(via sunshinefor-breakfast)

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

(via aconnormanning)

salty-red-mage:

Link running around shirtless on a mountain while setting the grass on fire instead of helping Zelda defeat Ganon after her century-long battle of will against the apocalypse:

Zelda, her nerves completely fried, as the moron she loves falls down the mountain and hits every boulder on the way as sixteen bottled fairies keep reviving him:

robtherich:

(via randomrazl)

me: *hangs foot off the bed*

ruinedchildhood:

(via vinebox)

w3k:

in 2019 we going to therapy

(via belijelly)

anxietyproblem:

(via belijelly)

labrownrecluse:

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

When ur sugar daddy texts you some serial killer shit but you remember he’s literally the richest person in the world

(via maxinbc)

ilovemusicalyy:

(via honestly-andrew)

everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

(via jolteonerrex502)